An officemate of mine forwarded to me this true story regarding some guy’s experience with a gold-digger in a bar somewhere in Makati. The story is written in Taglish. As much as Pinoy Guy Guide is written almost fully in English, I quoted the story “as is” since I figured out that translating it all in English would make the story look like it’s not in the Philippine setting. So just read on. I’m sure you’ll find the story interesting as much as I did.
My friend and I decided to have a drink in a bar in Makati. Kararating nya lang galing States and looks pretty “boring” pero in reality he belongs to one of the most prominent families here in the Philippines. He looks good and neat so medyo lapitin. There was this good-looking girl who was staring at him at the bar where we were just talking about stuff and the HS times we had. Cars, girls and the likes. Kwentong lalake lang. Tapos biglang lumapit yung girl and this is how it went.
Girl: Hi
Friend: Hello
Girl: Haven’t seen you before, tiga dito ka ba?
Friend: Not really. Just hanging around I guess.
* Tumunog yung phone ng friend ko which was a low-end phone.Girl: Ay! Why is your phone like that?
Friend: Why?
Girl: Kasi I don’t date guys who have lower phone models than I have eh. I have the iPhone kasi.
Friend: So why did you bother approaching me?*Nakialam na ko
Me: Miss, if you intend to look for a gold mine, go find it somewhere else. We’re just enjoying ourselves here.
Girl: Hay naku! Poor people. Sayang gwapo pa naman kasama mo kaso…
Friend: Just leave ok?
*So umalis na yung girl. To get off some steam, lumabas kami ng bar to smoke. So kwento kwento pa rin kami. Lumabas din yung girl to meet up with some friends of hers (hot girls, if I may add). Then we just felt that we were their topic. Sobrang na bad trip na yung friend ko so we decided to pay the bill and head somewhere else. While we were waiting for the car na pina-park namin sa valet, lumapit na naman yung girl.Girl: So you’re waiting for a cab? How cheap.
* Di nalang namin pinansin yung girl. Then nagkamurahan na dahil sa sobrang galit ng friend ko. Yung girl kasi medyo high na lasing e. Then lumayo na ulit sya. Tapos may dumating na guy na naka Corolla. Then nagpabayo yung guy dun sa parking lot. Medyo malayo kasi yun pinag-parkan ng valet so medyo natagalan. Sumigaw na naman yun girl sa amin ng ganito.
Girl: Do you have this ha?
* Then parang nagpapaka show girl sya sa kotse nung guy. Finally dumating na yung car ng friend ko and guess what? It’s a Audi R8. Napatanga yung babae at biglang lapit na naman.Girl: Uy! I’m sorry na. Sige na you can take me home na! We’ll have so much fun.
Friend: Get off my effin face!
* Sumakay na kami and my friend just looked at them with a grin sabay zooom…. Buti na lang my friend kept his cool a little bit kasi kung ako yun baka sinampal ko. Muntik na nga e.
And in case you were wondering what an Audi R8 is…
Image credit: Mrapplegate | License
It’s IronMan’s car in the movie. I wish I saw the girl’s reaction upon seeing this car. So guys next time, beware of gold-diggers!
How about you? Ever experienced anything like that?
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40 comments
nice read 🙂
waaaaaaaaaa! i love girls but when they acted like that.. naku, di ko alam baka di ako papatawarin ng mama ko na Makasakit ako ng babae..heheh
but hndi pa ako nakaexperience niyan.. kc they will not find GOLD from me.. what is in me is COIN! heheh
Pareng Chris!
Good for that b*atch! How stupid can she get? Obviously walang breeding. Goodness, good people are so hard to find these days. I wonder why they equate the things you own with what kind of person you are. Ako kasi dinadaan ko muna sa pakaiusap especially if ako ang may kailangan o kahit wala pa. Cordiality is a must for me. And when I don’t get things done in a nice way. I make sure I speak my mind and they get it crystal clear. After all, it is never a crime to speak eloquently in public while you are downgrading them. I just give them my back and the most insulting stare they could possible get from me. What is it with people these days? To quote a famous line from the series DIRTY SEXY MONEY, “Afterall, it’s just money…”
iwwww..the gurl is soooo cheap…
sana pagsakay nyo sa bling bling car nyo tinapunan nyo ng mga five peso coins yung babaeng yun…hahahha.
Wow pareng Chris this is a good read! Well yeah for those na mahilig mag bar, so medyo aware na sila. Ako kasi hindi hehe. Anyways, annoying yung girl and I think she gets what she deserves, though i dunno myself what i would have done if i were in that guy’s situation. Grabe some girls talaga thinks they can get away with just about anything since pretty sila, eh what’s important naman is the attitude. -10 for that girl, +10 for this entry! 😀
nkakainis ung girl..mukhang pera…lol..if i were d guy..
baba2uhin ko un nang piso e,,, LOL
i love those situations when you will always have the last laugh.
***baka kay willie revillame yung R8**** hahahaha!
@oediewan: hahahaha wag P5 dapat 25 centavos!!! hahahaha!!!!
grabe yung babae kakainis nga talaga. dapat nga she left you alone na lang.
and wow hanep naman yung kotse ninyo ibang klase 🙂
Tsk tsk tsk, you call them **material girls** That’s why I hang out more with boys than with girls rin because sometimes these girlfriends I have are often jealous of me (my things, my boys, my brain)- it’s hard to keep up with! But I don’t have a problem like that with a guy (unless a guy friend falls for me which is a bummer too).
vin – thanks 🙂
bugITs/jaypee – haha, I know. 5 cents will do. j/k
cataclysmic – yeah I don’t know. There’s more to life than money. Seriously.
jon – haha. 🙂
oediewan – haha, what’s that? palayok? hehe
marky – thanks. a girl like that is really annoying.
angelo – speaking of willie, yeah i know that too.. he has a collection of cars!
boris – that’s the friend of my friend.
Hannah – hey welcome to PGG! i agree, they’re material girls. 🙂
this girl is disgusting. I know a few girls like her. Every time i listen to them talk i feel vomit in my mouth. Superficial talaga. They usually talk about the guys they like to date. I recall one saying na he’s dating a rich guy who drives a certain car. I didn’t bother listening to the rest of her story. I don’t care if they’re smoking’ hot, their insides are rotten naman. Kaya I really admire independent women. The ones who work hard to live decently. The ones who provide for themselves.
I call shenanigans.
Anybody who went to highschool with someone from a “most prominent family” would speak better english than this drivel.
That gurl, ew so cheap.
Uy! I’m sorry na. Sige na you can take me home na! We’ll have so much fun.
I wonder sinu yung guy na yun hahaha 😆 Meet ko.
LMAO. Oh, golddiggers = rusty old shovels. Lols. nakakasuka yung mga ganung babae. lols. 😛
Nice article.
Nakakabanas yung ganung ugali ng girl! Duh.
Sugar daddy naman pala hanap nung girl eh! :-O
wahahahaha… ayos ung babae ah… ang tigas ng mukha… lol… gaano kaganda ang babae n un para mag-asta ng ganun? ahaha… iPhone lng ipagyayabang… isampal ko sa kanya ung mamahalin kong 3510i na luma… ahahaha…
hahahaha..
nice post Chris!
It reminds me of a character actress’ line from Iisa pa lamang.. hahaha..
Gold-digger..
May mga ganito palang mga babae talaga? woohoo.. it reminded me of some typical Andrew E songs.. hehe
hehehe good one.
this made my night.
pag audi r8 with cam and touch screen ang phone ko, pwede ko rin bang ma take home yung hot chick ?
@Angelo – kapag gold-digger yung hotchick. hehe
I don’t disagree with this dapat sinakay niyo yung girl sa car then,,,habang nasa highway ilaglag niyo..tapos!BTW…gaano ba kaganda yung girl? Im just curious..bakit ganun sya umasta?
Many foreigners I know told me their reason why they like Filipinas. Now the Pinay becomes Americanised.
I assume that some filipino ladies back there are kinda becoming more like white american girls- no disrespect to filipinas in general. but because of modernization, some filipinas kinda gone “loose”.
natatawa lang ako sa mga attitude na ganun ng ibang girls..haha
and btw your friend’s car is cooool! 🙂
you shouldn’t have lost your cool. if i were you i’d dump her after having sex with her. that’s how one handles gold diggers.
this is what i call one that doesn’t have breeding and respect for herself.. goes way down the drain..
no matter how beaut you are and you have this kind of attitude.. weee.. So funny that this days some Filipina women are that way.. I wonder what happen to Maria Clara.. hihihi Joke!
It’s ok to be liberated in a way that we also know our limitations..
two thumbs up for your friend Chris.. funny kasi I used to know girls like those in my crowd and I got rid of them.. nakakahiya baka sabihin pa nang mga kakilala ku same kami.. eewww!
nice read, the girl is more of i think a social climber
I say, fuck her then leave her. Gamitan nalang. If she uses you for the money, use her for the sex then dump her.
First time to write a comment here.
Nice one lalo na yung R8. Keep this blog rolling…
thanks Roman, good to see you here. I suggest you join the PGG forums as well at https://www.pinoyguyguide.com/forums
hmm… dapat nga you should have sex with her pero baka may std na un sa sobrang liberated. not worth your effort, matitikman pa niya ang mayaman mong katawan, di na oy. Ang masaya you should have her join you then dump her in a middle of nowhere or in south super highway. Hahahaha.. Sweet revenge dapat! She deserves it.
Haha love the story. That bitch deserves it well
sorry i know this is just for guys but i just wanna say it is a nice read 🙂
just roaming around your blog and saw this. natawa na lang ako XD
That’s the prize of being an earthbound specie. Good for her and I admire the humbleness of your friend. Despite the fact that he owns that kind of cage. Two thumbs up!.
just asking lang ha..sino yung gold digger? ang girl oh yung nakisakay lang sa car ng friend nya?
Nalilito LNG ako kung sino ang nkaranas ng eksena na binangit— blogger`s officemate and the friend or the blogger and the friend or the “some guy” where the blogger`s officemate was also there as bystander or none of the I mentioned above…. just saying….
That gold digger is such parasite…..
As a girl i felt so embarass sa kilos ni ate. Sorry for my word but it looks like she’s a kind of girl na pabayad. Anyways madami ng ganyan especially yung mga super fashion pa manamit. Those girls na kapag nagkita nauuna lang magbeso-beso yung mga class A nilang Louis Vuitton bags 😀