What If...............?

[eLgimiker0]

warning!



start dating with your ex?

[ctan]

ok lang. my gf now was my ex. :-)


what if ikaw na lang ang tanging lalaki na natitira sa mundo and yung mga babae lahat halos kamukha/ka-level ng mukha si zorayda, how would you feel? :-)

[pong]

as long as they're intellectual and interesting, it will be very fine and rewarding for me. after all, who am i to choose?




...assuming you have a license, and it was revoked?

[ctan]

i'd appeal. :-)


you're a theater actor, what famous musical play would you want to be in and which character?

[pong]

Sarastro in the The Magic Flute
or the protagonist in The Barber of Seville



...you're an actor, and the play asks for nudity?

[ctan]

i'd have my body toned first. :-)



you are to build a website, what category would it be?

[pong]

a quiz website or something about philosophy and reason.




...you are betrothed to a family member?

[ctan]

i'd be the best rebel


you killed someone in secret, would you willfully present yourself to the police?

[pong]

no. i'm not so crazy.



...you're so full and there're a lot of leftovers and you have to pay a hefty amount for having so?

[ctan]

eat! let them clean my vomitus! price for legalism. hahaha. :-p


what if your nose is upside down, would you go out in the rain? :-D

[pong]

even if it had rained or not, i'd still not go out of displeasure.



...you found yourself impotent?

[ctan]

sex-all-you-can
JOKE
it's not the end of the world. ART (assisted reproductive technique), IVF (in vitro fertilization), IUI (intrauterine insemination), etc. :-)


what if you don't grow pubic hair

[pong]

^ it will be very fine for me. no more Gilette



...someone scolded you for being a fan of Justin Bieber?

[ctan]

it's ok. the fan should be damned. hahahaha!



what if you get stucked inside an elevator for 8 hours?

[pong]

kung ako lang mag-isa, baka magwala ako. pero kung kasama ko si ***tooot*** aba ok na ok!!!



...umiyak si Gloria on national television at humihingi ng tawad?