What If...............?

[ram013]

ok lng di nman lahat ng colors un e


What if wla kang kamay

[angelo]

then ill be like a dog?

what if ininterview ka ni Kris Aquino about your lovelife?

[noyskie]

sasabihin ko sa kanya na ayusin niya muna love life niya bago niya pakialaman love life ko. hahaha... suplado!


what if ikaw ang next na matipuhan ni Kris Aquino?

[marvinofthefaintsmile]

eh di sasa bihin q n ayokong mahawa ng herpes sayo tapos aq sisihin mo q at ipalalabas na nahawa ka saken. duh?!

what if kung kriminal ka at nasa hrap ka na nang madaming tao for public execution. anung gagawin mo or sasahin?

[ctan]

i'd ask for apology then let them execute me.



what if alien ka, would you want to live on earth?

[carpediem]

No. I would not want to live with humans. It is a big joke that humanity has to fight among themselves over race, politics, religion, etc.

What if you are the first encounter of humanity with an alien being, what would your actions be?

[ram013]

gagayahin ko ung sinsabi ni Kokey, bka mainitindihan nila ako....hehehe

seriously, i'll take a picture of them with me and try to communicate and ask for their intentions here on earth


What if pinalitan ng alien ang ulo mo ng ulo nla

[ctan]

that would be tragic. i wouldnt know what to do but be dead as well.




what if nakita mong may ibang karelasyon ang gf/asawa mo?

[ram013]

malalaman nya ang value ng bukas dahil di na sya aabutan nun hehehe


What if inask ka na mag model for underwear na yari sa net papayag ka

[angelo]

if the price is right.

what if you discovered you are gay?

[noyskie]

eh di simulan niyo na magtago... hahaha

what if nalaman mong may stalker ka na gay?

[bukojob]

I'll ignore it... wag lang syang gagawa ng masamang bagay XD


what if ikaw ay isang stalker sa buhay ng isang tao?

[noyskie]

eh di hanggang tingin at sunod lang ako sa nangyayari buhay niya, indi ako magiging parte nun.


what if nanaginip ka na ikaw ang pinakamayaman at pinakasikat na tao sa buong mundo, gigising ka pa ba?

[marvinofthefaintsmile]

xempre. for some reason gusto q n nakakaranas ng hirap pra makita q ung halaga ng isang bagay.

what if 12-inch ang ti** mo?

[bukojob]

ayaw ko man magising pero for sure magigising din ako... haaay
sabay kanta ng "I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad.."
lol

what if you're a tuna sandwich for a day and someone took a bite. Then, you returned into a human being but missing a party of your physical self. what would that part be?