What If...............?

[angelo]

wowowee na lang.. team kampamilya! haha

what if paubos sa iyo isang boteng matador?

[Mr.Yos0]

"sige ba.. next time johnny walker naman a.."



what if binigyan ka ng pagkakataon na ibahin ang course na pinag-aralan mu nung college, anung pag-aaralan mo at bakit?..

[Mr.Yos0]

ill plan to outlive her and make sure ill inherit all her ill-gotten wealth!!




what if you were given 1M pesos now, whats the first thing you will ever buy/lend it to?..

[Mr.Yos0]

since afford ko naman yon kung sakali, bibigyan ko ang bawat tao na umatend sa rallies ko ng tig-isang box set ng remastered albums ng beatles sterio mix..




what if you were pacquiao, would you retire na ba?..

[angelo]

masusubukan kong matulog sa kariton.

what if mawawalan ka ng lahat ng kuko mo sa isang kamay?

[Mr.Yos0]

cutex ko para di halata..



what if binigyan ka ng isang genie ng 1 wish, anu yon at bk8?..

[Mr.Yos0]

"oops.. sorry.." 





what if you were osama bin laden, what american city will you first bomb?..

[pinoybrusko]

.......New York, most populous city un eh hehehe



What if you're Saddam Hussein, what country will you conquer first?

[Mr.Yos0]

ill rename it as manila 43..




what if you were alexander the great, what nation will you conquer then?..

[angelo]

ill drink lots of water and then laxative siguro..

what if may umaway sa iyo sa mrt kasi ang panget mo raw?

[Mr.Yos0]

d ko papansinin, mapapahiya lang yun..





what if biglang may mag-serenade sa yong babae sa MRT, anung gagawin mo?..

[pinoybrusko]

........mag smile lang hehehe



.....What if nasa loob ka ng MRT tapos nawalan ito ng preno sabi ng driver, what would you do?

[Mr.Yos0]

dont panic.. wala ka naman sigurong ia-anticipate na head-on collision..



what if you're only allowed to eat one putahe in your lifetime, what would it be and why?..

[Mr.Yos0]

ipapasalvage ko talaga mga salot ng lipunan..

"wag po pamarisan"






what if you're allowed to choose your mother, who would it be and why?..

[angelo]

i would not choose any other mom.. it has got to be my mom still.

what if nakakain ka ng pinakamaanghang na sili sa buong mundo?