Share your pick-up lines!

[Mr.Yos0]

Q: Are you an alien?

A: Because you abducted my heart.

[Mr.Yos0]

ako : member ka ba ng PGG?

sya : oo bakit

ako : ah kaya pala

sya : kaya pala ano

ako : nakaka-adik ka 

[Mr.Yos0]

Him: Ang pagmamahal ko sayo ay parang Shell... (gas station)

Her: Bakit naman?

Him: Because with Shell, "Every Drop Counts!!"

[Mr.Yos0]

Him: Bakit ka ba ganyan halos lahat nalang ng lalake pinapatulan mo... PARA KANG SAMSUNG HA!?

Her: Samsung!?!?!?!

Him: Samsung... "Everyone is invited!"

[Mr.Yos0]

Si ate na nagtitinda ng candies sa Megamall*

Him: Ate pwede bang makahingi ng sample?

Girl: Anong Candy sir?

Him: Ayyy sori miss... akala ko binebenta mo din yang matatamis mong labi eh...

[Mr.Yos0]

Me: Ahhh Miss, Hindi ka pa ba napapagod?

Girl: Huh!?

Me: "Kasi panay takbo ng isip ko kahahabol sayo!"

[Mr.Yos0]

Pangkatuwaan lang..

Me: Alam mo... para ka kasing TA3 eh...

Gf: Ha!? Bakit naman!?

Me: "Hindi Kasi Kita Kayang Paglaruan!!" 

[Mr.Yos0]

Me: Miss may nagsabi na ba sayo na para kang Pintuan?

Girl: Ha? Bakit?

Me: "Ang sarap mo kasing pasukan at labasan eh..." 

[Mr.Yos0]

Me: Sana Ulan ka, at Lupa na lang ako...


Girl: Ha? Bakit naman?


Me: "Para sa akin ka din babagsak."

[Mr.Yos0]

this one i got from the movie; he's just not that into you.

man: wait, stop.

woman: what?

man: ssshh.t

woman: what?

man: i'm so into you.seriously, i've never felt like this before i have to actively stop my brain from thinking about you... like all the time.

woman answers...

woman: first of all, i'm not women, i'm just one.

woman: second of all, i can't stop thinking about you either.

[Mr.Yos0]

Dalawang beses lang naman kita gusto makasama..

Ngayon at Kailanman..

[Mr.Yos0]

guy: miss troso ka ba?
girl: bakit?
guy: sarap mong sibakin eh.. 

[Mr.Yos0]

guy: miss fridge ka ba?
girl: bakit?
guy: tinitigasan ako syo eh 

[Mr.Yos0]

Guy: Miss Posporo ka ba?

Girl: Indi

Guy : Sana posporo ka na lang para match tayo!

[Mr.Yos0]

You're so bastos talaga, kasi kahit naliligo ako.. sumusulpot ka.. sa isip ko.