Your Quotes, her smile

[eLgimiker0]

You can share your favorites quotes here:

-Love
-Joke
-Sad
-Inspirational

at kahit anong quotes pa na sa tingin nyo makakapagpasaya sa kanya or sa atin

[eLgimiker0]

Teacher (asked a kid): If there were 5 birds on a fence and you shot 1, how many would be left?

Kid: None, as others will fly.

Teacher: The answer is 4, but i like the way you think.

Kid: Mam! If 3 women are eating ice cream; 1Licking, 1Biting & 1Sucking, Who among them is married?

Teacher (Nervously answered): Well, the one sucking the cone.

kid: No! you're wrong. The one with wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think mam.


ehehe

-from jon

[eLgimiker0]

Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight
Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight
But don't make it a habit bcoz I'm not free every night.

[eLgimiker0]

"Its quite ironic that, in life, the person that brings out the best in you and makes you strong is the actually you weakness"

[eLgimiker0]

Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko,
nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng TV?!


Inday: because I don't want you to see me
doing absolutely nothing ...


ehehe

[eLgimiker0]

When you are in love, you wish you were married. When you are married, you wish you were in love.

[eLgimiker0]

Magsusuicide si pedro, pag akyat sa building pumikit at sinabi "Lord, please give me a sign!" Pag mulat ng mata, billboard ni NIKE: "JUST DO IT!"

[eLgimiker0]

Isang gabi, sumakay ako ng jeep,

lahat ng pasahero ay nakatingin sakin. Walang umiimik.

Sinubukan ko magbayad pero pero hindi nila inaabot ang pera ko.

kinalibutan ako.

May isang matandang bumulong sakin

"Hindi ka dapat naririto, bumaba ka na bago ka magsisi"

Napalunok ako, "Ano hong ibig nyo sabihin?"


"Inarkila namin to!"



ehehe

from ctan

[eLgimiker0]

"Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life." - Confucius

[marvinofthefaintsmile]

^^ I like this thread.

[eLgimiker0]

While walking down the street, I heard an old man say "I've been in love with the same woman for almost 50 years now." I was touched until I heard him say "I wish she knew." 

[eLgimiker0]

^^ I like this thread.

share ka na.. ehehe.. ganito nagagawa ng walang magawa

[niceako]

Perhaps not to be is to be without your being
It follows that I am, because you are
It follows from "you are," that I am,
and we,
And, because of love, you will, I will,
We will, come to be

[eLgimiker0]

If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

[eLgimiker0]

sa isang restaurant

Waiter: Sir, ano po yung order nyo?

Matandang Costumer: bigyan mo ako ng isang beef steak

Waiter: sige sir, wait lang po

(after 30mins)

Matandang Costumer(galit): WAITER!!!! Bakit ang tigas ng beef steak nyo?!

Waiter: (tinikman ang steak) Hindi naman sir ah.

Matandang Costumer: Malamang hindi na. Kasi kanina ko pa yan nginunguya..

Waiter: 



ehehe