Kaleidoscope World (ctan's random musings)

[incognito]

The 10 Conyo-mandments
(from the La Salle Menagerie)

1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa"

"Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore!"

2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "di ba" and "eh" in your pangungusap

"I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, noh? Eh di ba it's like, so ewww, di ba?
"What ba? Stop nga being maarte noh!"
"Eh as if you want naman also, di ba?

3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang–uri!"

"It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman, I'll make bili nga my own burger."

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", "tsong" or "pare"

"Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh."

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!

"My bag is so bigat today, you know."
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kase the jumbo Physics book eh!"

6. Make gawa the plural of pangalans like in English or Spanish

"I have so many tigyawats, oh!"

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always like. Like, I know right?

"Like it's so init naman!"
"Yeah! The air–con, it's like sira kase eh!"

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?

"Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"

9. Make gamit of plenty of abbreviations, you know, daglat?

"Like OMG! It's like traffic sa EDSA."
"I know, right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"

10. Make gamit the pinakamarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!

"I'm like, making aral at the Arrhneow!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"

man, who made sulat this  ba? i will make tadyak whoever is behind this nonsense.  it's like so walang kwenta naman, di ba? this made me asar big time.  

[MaRfZ]

haha. kulit incognito! 

[Luc]

Cocoy. Ang taong imba kumanta.

*bow*

[incognito]

magaling talaga si doc! kaya nga he's my idol.

[Luc]

<- Nakawitness firsthand. Hutaena, IMBA!! 

[ctan]

Hahahaha! Tindi ng mga comments o! hahaha!


@idol
e some dudes and dudettes from Lazaahhl made gawa kaya niyan. funny nge e noh? you know, kakatawa? hahahaha!


@luc
oiiiiiii!!!! *kakanta ako ng elesi* hahahaha!


@paul
buti at safe kayo! :-)

[Luc]

Ikaw ba ang kumanta sa Elesi doc? Haha. Buti nalang di ko narinig. Kase imba ka! Hahaha. Inggit lang.

[ctan]

^^^ Wala akong nasabi. Hahaha. Tawa na lang! Nyahahaha!

[ctan]

oi jun, asan na yung vid? hahahahaha!

[ctan]

hehehe! kahit saan? hahaha. halatang wala akong alam sa mga ganyan eh. hehehe!

[bajuy]

@jun pag na upload sa youtube sabihin mo title panuorin ko hahaha

[bukojob]

Dococoy! Congrats ulit! Ingat papuntang cebu

[ctan]

Dococoy! Congrats ulit! Ingat papuntang cebu

thanks benj!!! :-)

[incognito]

kumusta naman ang graduation idol?

[ctan]

Masaya shempre idol! :-) Kakapagod nga lang, hahaha! Pero worth it. Grabe, sarap maging graduate! :-)