Dear <subject> <message> Sincerely <whatever>

[darkstar13]

dear darla,

can i eat you?

sincerely,
my hungry stomach.

[darkstar13]

dear job,

I love a challenge.

sincerely,
bored me.


PS:
I am being polite.

[bukojob]

dear game of thrones tv series fans

if you are butthurt over what happened in the end of episode 9, maybe this video (click link) will ease you. No, don't watch it if you haven't seen episode 9... you might get an idea of what will happen XD

sincerely yours,
another fan

PS: tyrion is effin' awesome

[judE_Law]

Dear PGG Friends,


Ingat sa mga kakaibiganin, baka magulat ka na lang at bahagi ka pala ng "Thesis" at "Raket"....
huwag kakalimutan ang senyales " ", at higit sa lahat, mag-isip bago magbitaw ng salita...
andiyan lang sila sa paligid.. they're out to destroy me, and you... and our friendship..
kilalanin kung sino ang tunay na kakampi.., itago ang natitirang baraha.. huwag ibuhos agad lahat...
patalasin ang iyong pakiramdam.. hindi mo na alam kung sino ang may malinis na intensiyon..
mas matakot sa mga yumayakap sa inyo, kesa sa mga humaharap bilang kaaway niyo.


yun lang...


ako

[joshgroban]

Dear you my one and only

             its been 2 years na tayo nag mamahalan
             sana humaba pa to ng humaba ng humaba hanggang hukay hahaba pa
             at hahaba pa at hahaba pa..

love

bajuy 

ramdam ko hahaba pa yan ng hahaba  bajuy hehe....

[darkstar13]

Dear Loud-Mouth Man Who Constantly Expresses the Most Irrelevant Aspects of His Life to Gain Approval From the Rest of Us,

Nobody cares.

Sincerely,
Irritated DS.

[bajuy]

Dear you my one and only

            its been 2 years na tayo nag mamahalan
            sana humaba pa to ng humaba ng humaba hanggang hukay hahaba pa
            at hahaba pa at hahaba pa..

love

bajuy  

ramdam ko hahaba pa yan ng hahaba  bajuy hehe....

lampas hukay hanggang madaanan si hUDAS  

salamas josh

kiss kita from momi D? 

[incognito]

Dear you,

seriously, i appreciate all your inputs.. even if i really don't need them.
there's just something off about the way you get your message across.
you sound so imposing. you seem rather too cocksure for my liking.
remember, what works for you may not necessarily work for others.

sincerely,

someone as cocksure as you are

[Peps]

OT: shet cock

[papa_bear]

OT: shet cock

OT: LOL

[incognito]

^mga bastos kayo!

[Peps]

OT: cock = rooster duh 

[Luc]

Dear Jon.


Kung mababasa mo ito. Ilibre mo na sked mo for August.


Sincerely,

Luc.

[incognito]

^ginagamit yan pag sigurado ka na may t*ti ka. hahaha.

[papa_bear]

^mga bastos kayo!

bakit kau? haha natawa lang ako sa reaction ni otipep