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Started by angelo, September 27, 2008, 08:00:00 AM

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Luc

#60
June 05, 2011, 01:25:12 PM
Your mom is so fat Dora can't explore her.

xD

ctan

#61
June 05, 2011, 02:46:48 PM
^^ watda? hahaha.



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MAMA: Kaw bataa ka! Niadto kag gay bar no???

ANAK: Oo ma...

MAMA: Unsa may imong nakit-an nga dili nimo dapat makita?

ANAK: Si papa, kiat kaayo pirteng pakpak sa mga laki!

Hahahahaha!



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BATA: Ayooooooo! Papalita ko kanang world's number 1 shampoo.

TINDERA: Hurot na dong!

BATA: World's number 2 shampoo?

TINDERA: Hmmm... I really don't know.


Hahahahaha! Laysho!!!

marvinofthefaintsmile

#62
June 05, 2011, 04:52:15 PM
^ dq maintindihan ungjoke...

angelo

#63
June 05, 2011, 09:04:28 PM
^ nagets ko naman yung joke. di ko nga lang makumpleto yung sinabi nung anak about sa dad niya..

haha pauso na talaga yung laysho.

marvinofthefaintsmile

#64
June 06, 2011, 07:43:35 AM
^yup. same here.. nag-fall short xa sakn.. and to think that I am excited to read a funny joke.. nakaka-disappoint 2loy kc I didnt understand it fully.. Pkramdam q intsek ung kausap q kc word per word lng ang nagets q.

At ano ang 'laysho'? Hmm.. a gay-lingo term?

ctan

#65
June 06, 2011, 07:46:01 AM
Hahahaha! Sorry naman marvin at angelo. Hahaha. Mahirap i-translate. Hahaha. Refer to this: http://www.pinoyguyguide.com/forums/index.php?topic=2455.0

Bisaya lahat yan, walang gay lingo. Hahaha.

marvinofthefaintsmile

#66
June 06, 2011, 07:47:57 AM
ctan, ang hirap kase i-digest eh ng unfamiliar language.. hmm.. so laysho is a dialect word instead?

ctan

#67
June 06, 2011, 07:51:24 AM
Quote from: ctan on June 05, 2011, 02:46:48 PM
MAMA: Kaw bataa ka! Niadto kag gay bar no???

ANAK: Oo ma...

MAMA: Unsa may imong nakit-an nga dili nimo dapat makita?

ANAK: Si papa, kiat kaayo pirteng pakpak sa mga laki!

Hahahahaha!



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BATA: Ayooooooo! Papalita ko kanang world's number 1 shampoo.

TINDERA: Hurot na dong!

BATA: World's number 2 shampoo?

TINDERA: Hmmm... I really don't know.


Hahahahaha! Laysho!!!

Crude translation:

MAMA: Anak, pumasok ka sa isang gay bar ano?

ANAK: Opo ma...

MAMA: Ano ang nakita mo na hindi mo dapat makita?

ANAK: Si papa ma, napakalandi. Ang lakas ng palakpak para sa mga lalaki.


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BATA: Tao po, pabili!!!! Pabili po nung world's number 1 shampoo.

TINDERA: Ubos na.

BATA: World's number 2 shampoo?

TINDERA: Hmmm... I really don't know.


Hahahaha. Sosyal!

marvinofthefaintsmile

#68
June 06, 2011, 07:54:18 AM
^^ well, bumenta nmn sakn kahit onte..napa-smile nmn aq.

I wasnt' expecting na shampoo pla ung number 2...

darkstar13

#69
September 02, 2012, 07:54:55 AM

kaloy

#70
September 02, 2012, 08:10:30 AM
Girl: Ang gwapo ni Sir. Ano kayang gagawin ko para mapansin niya ako? Ah! Ilalagay ko kaya sa mesa panty ko.
Sir: Kaninong panty to?
Girl: Akin po <kinikilig>.
Sir: May tae

kaloy

#71
September 02, 2012, 08:33:34 AM

joshgroban

#72
October 13, 2012, 07:58:37 AM
Quote from: darkstar13 on September 02, 2012, 07:54:55 AM


sana ganito talag commercial na to wahahaha saya siguro
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