What If...............?

[angelo]

eh di kakanta akong "i have two hands, the left and the right.."

what if inalok kang maging ampon ni Imelda Marcos?

[Dumont]

I would even volunteer myself kapag nakita ko sya haha

what if maging kulay blue ang balat mo haha?

[Marky]

titira ako sa Pandora. haha 

what if anak ka sa labas ni PGMA?

[pinoybrusko]

......milyonaryo na siguro ako ngaun iba iba ang kotse araw araw iba iba ang bahay sa ibat ibang lugar para may hideout at lahat ng bangko may savings account na hinde baba ng isang milyon.....hahaha


What if nalaman sa lugar nyo na drug pusher ka?

[Mr.Yos0]

e d sabihin ko user lang ako para hanggang rehab lang ako .. 


what if you'll about to die in an hour? ..

[Mr.Yos0]

mas lulupitan ko pa kay Simon Cowell pagja-judge ko.. bwahaha!



what if you were elected the president of the Philippines today? what is the first thing you will ever do for this impoverished country?..




(tama ba eng? betadine nga..)

[Mr.Yos0]

kung ano pa ang kaulangan ng SM na nakita ko sa Ayala Malls, Greenbelt, Trinoma, etc. ilalagay ko..




what if you were given the chance to turn back the hands of time, at what point at your life will you go back and why?..



(ms. universe?.. agua oxigenada na lang..)

[Mr.Yos0]

 e di go.. kung pera lang ang pag-uusapan, wala na kong talu-talo..


what if you were to become Willie one day, anung babaguhin mu sa sarili mo?..

[Mr.Yos0]

e di sisiguruhin kong mabibili lahat ng luho ko (hwar!) at sisiguruhin kong sa akin mapupunta mga mana niya pag namatay na siya..




what if you have the chance to single-handedly decide kung sino ang magiging next president ng Pilipinas, who would it be and why?..

[Mr.Yos0]

magha-hire pa ko ng mas maraming contributors.. kasi sa tuwing nagbabasa ako ng Inquirer parang nabibitin ako.. favorite ko pa naman..




what if you were given a chance na mapasayo ang isang talent na wala ka a, anu yun at why? ..

[angelo]

kinaiinggitan ko yung talent ng mga nag-theater. ang galing! so yun na lang siguro..

what if mapapasailalim na ang Pinas sa Amerika?

[Mr.Yos0]

yes! mangangamoy stateside na rin ako!!! mejo aangat na den standard of living!!





what if you were given a time to learn a new language, what would it be and why?..

[angelo]

kahit nga dialect lang pwede na sa akin. gusto ko either spanish or german. why? yun yung mga gusto kong countries na puntahan..

what if i-serve sa iyo ang favorite food (limitless) but you would need to throw it up after eating?

[Mr.Yos0]

huwag na lang.. nakakasawa yun.. kaya nga nagawa nagawa ang limit para may craving pa..



what if you were given the chance to go to heaven, who would you want to meet there?..

[angelo]

huwag na lang.. nakakasawa yun.. kaya nga nagawa nagawa ang limit para may craving pa..



what if you were given the chance to go to heaven, who would you want to meet there?..

si angela!

yes! mangangamoy stateside na rin ako!!! mejo aangat na den standard of living!!





what if you were given a time to learn a new language, what would it be and why?..

chinese...so that i can outmatch those chinese in math competitions...

what if you become the youngest member of the ampatuan clan?

no problem.. safe ako!!

what if the drought and water shrtage were true?