Share your pick-up lines!

[Mr.Yos0]

Guy: I'll give you two words, i love you.

Girl: eh three words yan eh

Guy: two words lang, kasi you and I are one.

[Mr.Yos0]

Girl: You are just the way I like my coffee, tall dark and strong..

[Mr.Yos0]

Girl: What else do you want for breakfast? I already have ..eggs.. 

[Mr.Yos0]

"Did you know, that in a crowded room, my eyes always search for you?"

[Mr.Yos0]

girl: ano gagawin mo pag sinampal kita ng malakas pero *kisses palm, touches it on guy's cheek* may kiss?

boy: ganto *forms a fist and kisses knuckles*

[pinoybrusko]

boy: you are ABCDEFGHIJK
girl: what does tha mean?
boy: Attractive, Brilliant, Cute, Darling, Elegant, Funny, Georgeous, Hot !
girl: Awwwww! What does IJK mean?
boy: I'M JUST KIDDING! 

[angelo]

Guy: I'll give you two words, i love you.

Girl: eh three words yan eh

Guy: two words lang, kasi you and I are one.

pwede!

[Mr.Yos0]

Boy: I wanna be a superhero, guess my name.

Girl: Superman? Ironman?

Boy: YOURMAN. 

[angelo]

ako : member ka ba ng PGG?

sya : oo bakit

ako : ah kaya pala

sya : kaya pala ano

ako : nakaka-adik ka 

pasang awa.. haha

[eLgimiker0]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoODQs0MErk

try guys, plano ku subukan, ahhaha

[joshgroban]

guy: miss fridge ka ba?
girl: bakit?
guy: tinitigasan ako syo eh 

sampal abot mo nyan hahaha

[gasoline boy]

naalala ko ung pick up line ng ka ofismate ko.. Miss, baril ka ba?.. Paputok naman kahit isa lang.. Hahaha, sampal aabutin mo..

[angelo]

bagyo ka ba? kasi the moment you left my area of responsibility, you left my heart in a state of calamity...

[eLgimiker0]

I tried this line habang kumakain kami, pero hindi exact na gnito. ehehe


She: Bakit hindi ka kumakain?
ME: dahil nung nakita kita para kang century tuna with omega 3
she: ha? bakit?
Me: Because you're good in my heart
she: (tawa lang)

ehehe

[Jon]

gurl: parang kang tae para sa akin
boy: yuck, bakit naman?
gurl: di kasi kita pwedeng paglaruan

hahaha