programming

[marvinofthefaintsmile]

I think masmagnda ung me code kc pwedeng icustomize.. pero masmadaling gawin ung me datasource.

[carpediem]

Programming is like sex because:

• One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. (Michael Sinz)
• Once you get started, you'll only stop because you're exhausted.
• It takes another experienced person to really appreciate what you're doing.
• Conversely, there's some odd people who pride themselves on their lack of experience.
• You can do it for money or for fun.
• If you spend more time doing it than watching TV, people think you're some kind of freak.
• It's not really an appropriate topic for dinner conversation.
• There's not enough taught about it in public school.
• It doesn't make any sense at all if you try to explain it in strictly clinical terms.
• Some people are just naturally good.
• But some people will never realize how bad they are, and you're wasting your time trying to tell them.
• There are a few weirdos with bizarre practices nobody really is comfortable with.
• One little thing going wrong can ruin everything.
• It's a great way to spend a lunch break.
• Everyone acts like they're the first person to come up with a new technique.
• Everyone who's done it pokes fun at those who haven't.
• Beginners do a lot of clumsy fumbling about.
• You'll miss it if it's been a while.
• There's always someone willing to write about the only right way to do things.
• It doesn't go so well when you're drunk, but you're more likely to do it.
• Sometimes it's fun to use expensive toys.
• Other people just get in the way.

[arthur_allen30]

lol.........funny hehehe

[eLgimiker0]

I think masmagnda ung me code kc pwedeng icustomize.. pero masmadaling gawin ung me datasource.

tama bro marvin, mas madali din magupdate

[arthur_allen30]

TAMA.....(ANG ALIN???)

BASTA TAMA..........
SABI NYO TAMA ....,,,,TAMA NA YUN......

[maykel]

my motto! Google is my friend!!!kapag hindi alam kung paano,isearch lang kay google.

[arthur_allen30]

May motto...Ligo is my friend..pag mejo namamaho..
ligo lang ng ligo...hehehe

[maykel]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
I really hate macro/VBA..  

[carpediem]

^ hehehe. then don't use it (read: quit).

[eLgimiker0]

ahaha. every time na nagproprogram ako, talagang parang nagbburst ako. ahahaha

[marvinofthefaintsmile]

^^ relax lng dapat.., unahin mo ung basics... start on small program codes.., use function calls, tpos saka plang ung big ones.., It's like thinking someone dear to you.. if u kept thinking all at once, youll be overwhelmed.. so think one thing at a time lng..,

[eLgimiker0]

Meron nakapag try na ng flash catalyst dito? worth it ba matuto nito?

[Hitad]

<?php

$tanong = array('K','u','m','u','s','t','a',' ','g','u','y','s','?',' ');
foreach($tanong as $sabihin) { echo $sabihin.''; }

print 'Ang ';

for($x=0;$x<=1;$x++){
echo 'kati&nbsp;';
}

print 'ng braso ko.';
?>

 

[Hitad]

^ hahaha yung isang sentence non-sense: "Ang kati kati ng braso ko".
btw anong language pala yan?   

[marvinofthefaintsmile]

SELECT 'Fin' FROM Friends INNERJOIN 'Jean' FROM Friends WHERE Sex=True INNERJOIN 'Maria' FROM Friends WHERE Sex=True;

^^ Threesome?

EROTIC SQL.