Pet Stories.

[angelo]

^doc, it reminded me of Marley and Me, halfway. Marley and Me will always be my favorite dog movie.

pati hachiko

[marvinofthefaintsmile]

Last night.. I sat sa tapat ng stainless dining table (ung hawig sa hinihigan ng patay sa morgue) for a dinner. Tpos..

EEW! WWE! EEw!

^^ Nag-inarte yung aso sa tabi ko. Si Puti. Yung sumigaw n parang pinalo mo pero wala ka namang ginagawa. So, naubus ung paxenxa q at naghanap ng gamit sa ilalim ng dining table.. I found... a wicked item... a huge wrench! So kinuha ko yun tapos hinatak ko yung tali at pinaghahampas siya ng madameng beses.. Tang*** mo! Tang*** mo! Nanggigigel pa ako. Kasama lahat ng lungkot at galit sa love life ko.

Bumaba si Papa to make me stop. And took the dog away from the dining table. Nilagay siya dun sa gilingan.. I remember when Granpa was still alive.. His finger got stuck dun sa gilingan and he's hand is being pulled in to be crushed as well. But Mom came to rescue and step on the breaks.

Well, hinde nmn xa napuruhan kase mabait naman ako. Tapos ayun, nagbehave na siya.. Hinde na siya maingay.. Gumaan din ang feelings ko. Nakaka-release pala iyon ng stres.. Hmm...

Burger Cat look at me.. Meow! And I came and pet him. 'Good cat!'. 'Meow!'. Prr.. pprr... Suprtisingly the female cat is sitting beside him. So I didn't take long to pet him and give him some 'privacy'.

Today the female cat is sleeping in my bed.. And I saw something.. Hmm.. there's a wound in the neck.. You.. burger cat.. you are so wicked like your master. Hahaha! Go on.

[Luc]

@fin: your way of relieving stress is really unconventional, fin, and a tad sadistic. o.o


@angelo: mas gusto ko marley and me. alam ko na kc story ni hachiko even before the hollywood movie was made.

[marvinofthefaintsmile]

^^ hahaha. lol. i'm wicked.. i know.. pero bumait naq nito.. behave-behave na.. Dati i hate cats.. And I enjoy seeing blood flowing freely out of their bodies.. I even punch, kick and slam them until they die. I even killed a lot of cats.. Then one day.. I meet Burger Cat.. the Cat of the Burgery.. And I was changed...

[marvinofthefaintsmile]

^^ madaldal p yung pusa na yan.. nkkpagusap xa sayo.. un nga lng eh hinde q maintindihan ang sinasabe nya.. ayaw magtagalog.. puro meow lang., pero u just have to feel it.. minsan nanghihinge lng ng dog food or minsan eh uhaw nman..

[marvinofthefaintsmile]

when i first saw burger cat.. i saw love..
when the first time burget cat touch me.. i felt love.
and after all this time. your'e still the one i love.

[marvinofthefaintsmile]

^^ Ang galing mo fox69! u got the prelude of You're Still the ONe.

[Luc]

^doc, how did you train your dog to do that? i really have trouble dealing with them running off outside the gate.

[marvinofthefaintsmile]

My cat is old but happy..

[carpediem]

How do you toilet-train your pets?

[marvinofthefaintsmile]

How do you toilet-train your pets?

Puti! Di ba sinabe ko na dun ka tumae?! Tarant*** ka talga! WAPAK! WAPAK! BLAG! KABLAM! WHAM?! RATATATATATATATATATAT!!!!

[Luc]

@carpe: toilet training is only available when they are still pups. The whole idea is to bring them every 4 hours or so out of the house (or where you want them to do potty) and bring them back after they're done with their business. Of course, there's a whole waiting thing at first but later when they grow a little older on this routine, they will cry/complain/whimper when they are not at their "potty place" signaling that they want to.

[marvinofthefaintsmile]

my cat is very old.. alam mo ung parang gulo-gulo n ung balahibo ng pusa? ung hinde na makintab.. tpos payat na siya.. pero clear nmn ung mga eyes nya at wlang discoloration.. tpos lagi nyaqng kinukwelyuhan pg nilalapitan q xa..

[Luc]

paligu-an mo lang yan! tapos pakainin mo. yung whey mo kung gusto mo maging kasing buff mo.

[marvinofthefaintsmile]

^^ pusa lang ang tumatanda..

alam mo ba na virgin pa si Burger Cat?