Signs That A Movie Will Be A Flop

[judE_Law]

Sometimes, you go and watch a movie, complete with popcorn and drinks, and the moment the lights go out, the movie starts and then you see something that makes you go: "Sh*t, this is going to be a bumpy ride." Then you just hope that the movie is so bad that it's good...


Any post-election win movie by an actor-turned-politician, especially if half the cast and crew are relatives of his.

If it's a new remake of an old 70′s bold movie, kaya lang yun original cast pa rin ang gaganap. 

If after the premiere, hindi na pinalabas yung movie.

If the stars rely on the classic argument: "Suportahan po natin ang pelikulang Pilipino."

If the title is so long that it gives away the plot: "Ang Pelikulang Magpapaluha At Aantig Sa Iny0ng Mga Damdamin Dahil Mamamatay Ang Dalawang Bida!"

If the best reason the stars can give to watch their movie is this: "Pinaghirapan po namin itong pelikulang ito!" 

Kapag bitin ang ending pero wala nang sequel na sumunod.

Kapag ang title ng slasher/massacre movie mo ay may religious undertones. Example: "Baranggay Biglang-Tuwad Massacre: Lord, Have Mercy!"

Kapag ang bida ay siya ring writer, director, editor at cinematographer, at ang istorya may kakambal siyang kontrabida, na siya rin ang gaganap. 

Any movie based on the life story of a politician currently in position, or at least planning to run soon. 

Kapag winter yung scene, pero may mga extra na nagpa-paypay sa background.

If Aling Dionysia Pacquiao does a remake of "Katorse" with the title: "Katursi: Me Magnolia Melk Pa Sa Labe".

If the stars promoting the movie says" "Maganda 'tong movie namin, may action, comedy, drama, horror, suspense at marami kayong matutunang aral!" 

If it's a local version of Twilight, but it stars Eddie Gil and Madame Auring.

Kapag yung pari sa kasal, siya din yung tricycle driver sa chase scene, at siya rin yung barangay tanod sa ending.

If while promoting the movie, the actor refers to himself in the 3rd person. Example: "Ibang Ronald Reyes po ang mapapanood niyo sa pelikulang ito!"

If it's a low budget action film with a cast of unknowns lead by Tom Cruz and Bruce Willie.

If the leading man is wearing more make-up than the leading lady.

If the sequel number reaches double digits: Rocky 12, Rambo 22, Shrek 18, Police Academy 35, etc. 

Kapag nahihiya ka sa sarili mo after you watched the movie. 

A movie where the lead actor plays a babaero, when everyone knows he's a closet queen in real life. 

[mang juan]

OT: HAHAHAHA natawa ako dito

[Abarekiller]

"Suportahan po natin ang pelikulang Pilipino."

= nanunumbat lang eh no...hahahhaa

[joshgroban]

minsan pag di kilala artista

[ram013]

pag wlang masyadong hype??

[Mr.Yos0]

- siguro kung trailer pa lang malalaman mo na kung ano ang ending.

- employs elements of "classic" filipino movies:

* laging huli ang pulis
* matagal ng patay nagsasalita pa
* exag drama, aping-api
* bigotilyo ang kontrabida
* mala-rambo ang bida, parang di tinatablan ng bala; kayang sumugod sa kampo ng mag-isa

[judE_Law]

* mala-rambo ang bida, parang di tinatablan ng bala; kayang sumugod sa kampo ng mag-isa

hehe... gusto ko to!! panalo!!

[joshgroban]

syempre pag ordinaryo na story been there seen that na kahit ma efx pa ...