Regular Convos Turned Green

[den0saur]

Ok. So dito natin i-share yung mga regular at normal conversations natin with other people na for some reason ay we find it funny because there's a part of our brain suggesting that there is sexual innuendo somewhere in there. Sampalin nyo ako kung wala kayong mga ganitong eksena. Haha

Example:
Everytime na nagpapa-gas ako, tinatanong ng gas-boy, "Sir, sagad po ba?" At sasagot naman ako ng, "Oo kuya, pasagad."

This is just the gasoline boy asking whether he'll stop the gas pump once the tank is full (automatic stop) or he'll still continue to manually pump more until the tank is actually full already.

[jackxtwist]

Sharing files with colleagues/classmates via USB:

Colleague: Ang laki ah, di kasya sa kin.
*colleague copying a file to his small drive*

[bokalto]

While watching movie, a friend asks, " Si <actor> yan dba?"
We agreed. And she said, "aah... dami nya nilabasan..." (nilabasan na films, she meant)...

[Jeric]

Ok. So dito natin i-share yung mga regular at normal conversations natin with other people na for some reason ay we find it funny because there's a part of our brain suggesting that there is sexual innuendo somewhere in there. Sampalin nyo ako kung wala kayong mga ganitong eksena. Haha

Example:
Everytime na nagpapa-gas ako, tinatanong ng gas-boy, "Sir, sagad po ba?" At sasagot naman ako ng, "Oo kuya, pasagad."

This is just the gasoline boy asking whether he'll stop the gas pump once the tank is full (automatic stop) or he'll still continue to manually pump more until the tank is actually full already.

Medyo off topic po, wow ang yaman full tank palagi....

[outcastblueboy]

I was eating seafood marinara pasta at work. My co-charge nurse would say, " wow! Kumakain ka na pala ng tahong ngayon?! Hahahaha akala ko ba hotdog gusto mo? Pati shell hinihimod mo pang mabuti! Ang sarap mong panoorin habang kumakain ng tahong. Takam na takam ka kasi!"

[den0saur]

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Company card po haha

[jackxtwist]

And she said, "aah... dami nya nilabasan..." (nilabasan na films, she meant)...

Tito: Kararating mo lang?
Tita: Oo pagod na ako. Teka susubo muna ako.
Tito: Naku wala ng natira.
Tita: Sige kina Mike (another tito) na lang ako susubo.

Tita is so hungry. Naubos na pagkain sa bahay. Sa kabilang bahay na lang daw sya makikikain.

[kevinjoe]

Me: (Kumakain ng yema cake...)
Officemate: Uy, mahilig ka pala jan? Natikman mo na yung kay Gino?
Me: Ahh nagbebenta pala sya ng Yema Cake???

LOL

[jackxtwist]

Classmate: Mahaba yung sa'yo?
Me: 

classmate asking about length of narrative report assignment

[den0saur]

Overheard at a college canteen yeeeeears ago:

Ate Student 1 to Ate Student 2: Anong sayo?
Ate Student 2: Kik*
*Tawanan*
Kuya student na kasama nila: P*tang*na niyo talaga!

Siksikan sa pila at medyo natatraffic na kasi nagtatanungan (at magkokopyahan ata) sila kung anong uulamin nila.

[bokalto]

A girl friend asks his boy friend to put her book in her backpack.
Boy: Dito ko ilalagay? Hindi ata kasya....
Girl: Sige, ipasok mo lang!

[Jeric]

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Company card po haha

Oh ah wow....

[den0saur]

"Sige pa... Sige pa.... Yan! Yannnnnn!"

Sa probinsya, nung lumabas ng bahay tito ko para ikutin yung antenna ng tv para luminaw ang palabas. Hahahaha


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[jelo kid]

"Sige pa... Sige pa.... Yan! Yannnnnn!"

Sa probinsya, nung lumabas ng bahay tito ko para ikutin yung antenna ng tv para luminaw ang palabas. Hahahaha


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Ikot mo pa...ayan na... Yannnn! [emoji16][emoji23]

[den0saur]

Haha nakarelate. Gawain mo rin no?


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